Thursday, March 26, 2009

4Chan

4chan is a simple image sharing community where anyone can post comments and share images. Please be warned that some of the content might not be save for work, but this applies to most sharing communities, including youtube.

4chan's collaborative-community format is copied from one of the most popular forums in Japan, Futaba Channel.

Different boards are dedicated to different topics, from Japanese anime, manga, and culture to videogames, music, and photography. Its boards are primarily used for the posting of pictures and discussion of manga and anime. Users generally post anonymously and the site has been linked to internet subcultures and activism, most notably Project Chanology.

Users do not need to register a username before participating in the community.

Check it out.
M

5 IT skills that won't boost your salary

I found the below article on networkworld.com. Thought it to be an interesting read for anyone who is either in the IT industry or is thinking of pursuing a career in the IT industry.

It no longer pays to be a PC, NetWare or HTML expert
By Denise Dubie , Network World , 04/17/2008

Technical skills may never die, but areas of expertise wane in importance as technology advances force companies to evolve and IT staff to forsake yesterday’s craft in favor of tomorrow’s must-have talent.

"There is less need for system-side knowledge. In the past, IT folks had to understand a lot about memory, drivers and address locations, and what used which interrupt, but nowadays that stuff is plug-and-chug even on many Unix systems," says Brian Jones, manager of network engineering at Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University’s Tech Communications Network Services unit in Blacksburg. "I feel like all the skills I have picked up along the way are valuable and help shape my thinking and troubleshooting abilities. I don’t know how to value or devalue these skills; it’s like they have taken on new value now."

Industry watchers would be hard pressed to name specific IT skills as entirely dead or completely useless, but some skills are well on their way to being considered a thing of the past -- as reflected by the declining pay associated with them. As hot skills like virtualization rise to the top of company must-have lists (see "Wanted: 10 IT skills employers need today"), high-tech talents in certain operating systems and specific vendor products fall to the bottom. Here are five high-tech skills that don’t demand the pay they once did.

Plain old HTML
As companies embrace Web 2.0 technologies such AJAX, demand for skills in HTML programming are taking a back seat. According to Foote Partners, pay for skills in technologies such as Ajax and XML increased by 12.5% in the last six months of 2007, while IT managers say they don’t see a demand for technology predecessors such as HTML. "I’m not seeing requirements for general Web 1.0 skills -- HTML programming skills," says Debbie Joy, lead solution architect for CSC in Phoenix.

Legacy programming languages
Skills in programming languages such as Cobol, Fortran, PowerBuilder and more don’t rate like they once did.
"Certainly the Cobol people that had a resurgence with the Y2K bug aren’t in demand," says John Estes, vice president of strategic alliances of Robert Half Technology, an IT staffing consultancy. "Certain other applications such as Delphi and PowerBuilder, [which were] very big in the '90s, are no longer in demand."
IT work-force and compensation research conducted by Foote Partners revealed that Cobol, PowerBuilder and Jini noncertified skills were among the lowest-paying skills in the second half of 2007. David Foote, CEO and chief research officer at Foote Partners, says the research shows not that such skills aren’t in use today but that companies aren’t willing to pay for them. "There is still a lot of C and Cobol around, though these skills are worth very little paywise," Foote says.

NetWare
Operating system know-how continues to be in top demand among hiring managers, but expertise in Novell’s network operating system NetWare isn’t keeping up with other technologies in the same area. "Networking software such as NetWare isn’t near what it was in the '90s," Estes says. And Foote adds, "Windows Server and Linux skills have replaced, or are replacing, NetWare skills" in terms of demand.

Non-IP network
IP and Internet skills usurped non-IP network expertise and know-how in technologies such as IBM’s System Network Architecture (SNA) continue to rank among the lowest-paying skills. "For networking, IP skills have replaced SNA skills," Foote says. According to Foote Partners' research, SNA skills accounted for just 2% of base pay in the fourth quarter of 2007, while security skills made up 17% of base pay.

"Mainframe computing skills, including network components such as SNA, are no longer required in a server-based IP networking environment," says Martin Webb, manager of data network operations, Ministry of Labour and Citizens’ Services, Province of British Columbia.

PC tech support
The Computer Technology Trade Association (CompTIA) reports that hardware skills and knowledge, including expertise with printers and PCs, are on the decline in terms of demand. CompTIA surveyed 3,578 IT hiring managers to learn which skills would grow in importance over time and the industry organization found: "The skill area expected to decline the most in importance is hardware."

Foote Partners' research separately showed an 11.1% decline in pay over the last six months of 2007 for ITIL skills, which are often put in place to streamline IT service management and help desk efforts.

"The ‘move, add and changes’ PC tech function isn’t quite what is used to be," Robert Half Technology’s Estes says.

All contents copyright 1995-2009 Network World, Inc. http://www.networkworld.com


M

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Earth Hour

On March 28 you can VOTE EARTH by switching off your lights for one hour between 8:30pm and 9:30pm. Or you can vote global warming by leaving your lights on.

The results of the election are being presented at the Global Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen 2009. They want one billion votes for Earth, to tell world leaders that we have to take action against global warming.





For more information you can check out their myspace page or their facebook group.



Here are 10 different ways to spend Earth Hour and reduce your carbon footprint:
1. Attend a local Earth Hour event or organise your own by throwing an Earth Hour street party with your neighbours
2. Gather family & friends for a night picnic in your local park and look at the stars
3. Enjoy a family dinner by candlelight
4. Organise a treasure hunt in the dark
5. Take the dog for a night walk
6. Have a candle-lit bath
7. Sit in the dark and share stories
8. Organise a family night playing board games
9. Share a romantic night in with your loved one
10. Upload your ‘on the night’ photos and videos to flickr and YouTube respectively, and then add them to the Earth Hour flickr group and the global YouTube Group.

M

Profound thoughts

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?????Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why do ships transport "Car"go and cars transport "ship"ment?

M

Monday, March 23, 2009

Flight Of The Conchords


Flight of the Conchords is a Grammy Award-winning New Zealand comedy duo composed of Jemaine Clement(left) and Bret McKenzie(right), AKA Rhymenoceros (McKenzie) & Hiphopopotamus (Clement). They were formerly known as New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo a capella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo. The group uses a combination of characterisation, witty observation and acoustic folk guitars. The duo's comedy and music became the basis of a BBC radio series and then an American television series, which premiered in 2007, also called Flight of the Conchords.

Their cd as seen below, is quite the laugh. Most of their songs can be streamed on their myspace page. I suggest listening to Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros, The Most Beautiful Girl(In The Room), Robots and Business Time.

Some of my favourite lyrics are "You're so beautiful.You could be a waitress. You're so beautiful.You could be a air hostess in the 60s." , "Ain't no party like my nana's tea party. Hey-ho", "Girl, tonight we're gonna make love. You know how I know, baby? Cause it's Wednesday." and "The humans are dead.(I noticed, they're dead.)We used poisonous gases,(With traces of lead)And we poisoned their asses.(Actually, Their lungs.)"

In early 2009, Flight of the Conchords will be releasing their second full-length studio album. It will feature around 15 songs. Out of those 15, ten of those songs will be featured in the second season of their television series.



They are also quite popular on YouTube, most of the videos being live performances. This only supports the fact they are good. The difference between brilliant and fake musicians is their live performances.




They do have a homepage, but unfortunately it is very out dated. The last post was in 2006. If you want to know the latest news or where their next performance is I would strongly suggest to rather go to the myspace page. It is updated up until May 2009.

Hope you enjoy them as much as I do.






M

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St. Patrick's day!!

As you all know, today is St. Paddy's day. Tonight we drink Guinness, listen Irish music and sing like crazy people.
Even though I'm Afrikaans and I've got a German surname, my friends say I'm Irish and that is why I have no choice other than to join the madness tonight. It could be the black hair and blue eyes...
I wish you all a jolly green day.
M

Salad Fingers

As Urban Dictionary states it, Salad Fingers could best be described as a masochistic, schizophrenic recluse, attracted only to pain and rust. It's human nature to find ourselves drawn to something that we find odd, especially if we're not one hundred percent certain why it has this effect on us.

According to Wikipedia Salad Fingers is a Surreal Psychological horror Flash cartoon series originally created by British cartoonist David Firth in July 2004 which gained rapid Internet popularity in 2005.

In the surreal cartoons, the eponymous Salad Fingers inhabits a desolate, sparsely populated post-apocalyptic world in which he revels in the delightful feeling of the textures of various objects on his "salad fingers". He enjoys rusty articles (especially spoons as seen in the first episode) and derives similar pleasure from experiencing pain. He appears to enjoy meeting new people, though many of his acquaintances are simply avatars (such as finger puppets including Hubert Cumberdale, Jeremy Fisher, and Marjory Stewart-Baxter) for which he provides voice. See picture below.



Most people don't notice this and I sure didn't, but Salad Fingers' teeth often have alphabetical characters drawn on them as seen in the picture below. Another weird thing that I noticed while watching the cartoons, Salad Fingers tastes all of his hand puppets on the second episode, but waits until the last episode to lick pour Jeremy Fisher and that is where he kills himself.


If you have the urge to feel dirty, freaked out and left asking "What just happened?!", you can find all of the Salad finger episodes on the Newgrounds website. I never intended to watch this, yet I was strangely drawn out of curiosity after seeing one episode. I was only once again reminded how numb we have become to death and horror. Is Salad Fingers really that "funny"? We watched cartoons like Happy Tree Friends when we were younger and my favourite cartoon character is Jack Skeleton, but this is a whole new level of weird.

With phrases like "I like it when the red water comes out.", "Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo.", "It seems nettles have made the milk come out of my teat." and "I say, Milford Cubicle, would you like a warm glass of milk?", I could only say Salad fingers is mentally ill, depressed and unmedicated. It is no wonder that it is famous on the Internet for its psychologically disturbing innocence. And I say innocence, because strangely he never intentionally inflicts pain on anyone.

I leave you with Salad Fingers riding away on his horse, Horace Horsecollar.


M

Monday, March 16, 2009

Draw a MONA LISA in 80 milliseconds

Adam and Jamie, hosts of the known mythbusters show compared a CPU and a GPU to explain parallel processing. The GPU drew an actual mona lisa drawing by means of blasting paint balls at the canvas, in 80 milliseconds! This video was shot at NVIDIA's NVISION Show.

M

Liquor Delivery Service

Have you ever been caught without liquor at a party?
Have you ever missed the liquor store hours?
Have you ever been too lazy to drive to the liquor store?

If you have answered yes to any of the above questions and you are a South African citizen living in Gauteng. No worries!!!

Phone N.J.'s now on 078 272 1936. Don't miss out! You drink and they drive.

How more convenient do you want?

M

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Strong Bad

Strongbad is one of my favourite cartoons. My crazy friends and I use to watch this non stop. We still get our moments where we quote him or sing "Trogdor!!!! Burnanating the country! Burnanating all the peasants!!". And yes the squeegee pants...




If you have time to waste or if you don't want to be lame, go to http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html





M

The Commandments of Gaming

After sitting through hissy fits, people naming games "Juan is 'n loser" and people replaying an hour of game play to determine who sold who's weapons, I need to set down the rules to my friends. People, you shall be shunned if you do not confide to the commandments. You know who you are... **stare



M

What Facebook is for

This is a bit nerdy, but hey..who cares, right? We all have a geeky side to us.

Check out this somegreybloke's video.

M

Combine 3G and ADSL into 1 cost

For all of you South African readers, here is a cost effective way of combining 3G and ADSL into one cost. I still think that Telkom is riding us for our money in comparison with what other countries pay for Internet, but hey that is one of the perks of being a monopoly.

http://www.sainet.co.za/smart.htm

M

Monday, March 9, 2009

1919 Anti-Drink Poster

If you were around in 1919 and came upon the following poster.......

... I mean, seriously, would you quit drinking???
M

Windows Msg box

How do you like this message box?

Last week one of my colleagues got this error message after a successful operation on Windows XP... Bad, bad, bad.


Of coarse when forwarding this as a joke, we got a wise guy who replied
"Try this in Excel VBA

Sub test()
MsgBox "The operation completed successfully", vbCritical
End Sub
"

Some IT people have too much time.

M