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Our network at work is down today, so bored as I am, my friend Juan was so kind as to send me this link. Messquoted

It is on the entertaining side of the Internet. Some of the clever quotes that I've found are:

• Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a minute; set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

• Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?

• What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

• Tornado rips through cemetery, hundreds dead.

• Faith may move mountains but it was the whip that built the pyramids.

• Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

• coffee just isn't my cup of tea

• Studies have shown that 1 in every 49.5 people is an amputee.

• 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a carton. Coincidence? I think not!

• If a schizophrenic person threatens to commit suicide is it a hostage situation?

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