It is on the entertaining side of the Internet. Some of the clever quotes that I've found are:
- Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a minute; set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?
- What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
- Tornado rips through cemetery, hundreds dead.
- Faith may move mountains but it was the whip that built the pyramids.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- coffee just isn't my cup of tea
- Studies have shown that 1 in every 49.5 people is an amputee.
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a carton. Coincidence? I think not!
- If a schizophrenic person threatens to commit suicide is it a hostage situation?