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Shame, what a useless sign, never mind the fact that the bridge is out. :-D



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I've got a feeling - brilliant video remake

This is a remake of the I've got a feeling video by the black eyed peas. It was done by a college residence. To my opinion it is better than the original. Would be interesting to hear how the black eyed peas feel about someone making a better video than them on their own song. Lol

enjoy.

The most useless invention ever

I have no idea why you would want something like this. Except to connect it to someone you hate's light switch. But still, this is the most useless invention I've ever seen. Pang! The sad part is, I know people who would find this amusing and would be kept busy for hours on end.



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How do you know you've been playing too much fallout?


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Dont look now, but i think your mazda ate a pie :P

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The Oatmeal - Tips for the weird

Have you ever wondered about topics like "The miserable truth about Santa Clause", "Why it is better to pretend you don't know anything about computers" or "8ways to prepare your pets for war"? These are important facts and matters of life which are kept in the dark!

The oatmeal is a site that discusses all of these and more. It has changed my life and put things back into perspective.

Here are a few more of my favourite topics.










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New Poll - Which internet browser do you prefer?

According to popular opinion Firefox is the most popular internet browser or should I rather say was.

Which internet browser do you prefer?

• Firefox
• IE
• Opera
• Google Chrome
• Safari
• I don't browse
• Something else

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Poll results

The polls for

Which is best for gaming?

are in and PC won by a landslide. Being a pc gamer myself, I'm quite chuffed to see that our readers feel this way.

See result below. :-)

Wii: 1
PS3: 4
Xbox 360: 4
PC: 11
Boardgames: 2


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Haha... njoy :)

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A dedication to 2009 - DJ Earworm

I would like to dedicate this to the year that has passed. 2009 was lots of fun filled with lots of new people. To all of you, DJ Earworm - United State of Pop 2009 (Blame It on the Pop


Love
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TypeNow - Nice Font Downloads

If you are into designs or you just like to be different and you want to type all of you documents in the airwolf or ghostbusters font, now you can. TypeNow is a cool website where you can download a big range of weird fonts.

Here are a few examples











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How to tick people off

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

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Mosquito Catcher

It is summer time in Africa and of coarse that means it is mosquito season. I hate mosquitoes. It looks like I have chicken pocks, due to all of the freakin bite marks.

I found this invention by Johannes Vogl. It's the perfect solution for killing the buggers. Being a bit of a pyromaniac, I also think this looks like fun.



P.S. Don't burn your house down.

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How to detect Lies

I stumbled upon a post that teaches you to be a human lie detector. We are currently watching the series "Lie to me". Very good if I might say. I found that this article describes all of the techniques used in the series in great detail.

On the Introduction to Lies they discuss basic topic such as

• Body language of lies
• Emotional gestures and contradictions
  
• Interactions and Reactions
• Verbal context and content
• Other signs of lies

This post also links to other posts covering topics such as eye movement and lying and body language and flirting.




Lie detecting is a very complex art. The more I read the more I get sucked in by the simple things we do to give ourselves away. Enjoy the read.

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The Trailer Mash

The trailer Mash is a website totally devoted to collecting re-cut trailers and trailer mash-ups. Very very funny! We watched the horror version of the Mrs. Doubtfire, Ferris Bueller's Day off, lion king and many more. Had quite a laugh. The romantic comedy versions of the shining and Halloween was also funny.

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New Poll - Which is best for gaming?

I popular feud among my friends is, which is better for gaming. I know quite a lot of good old PC fans and on the other side Xbox fans.

I though it to be interesting to see what the readers of this blog prefers.

Take a pick on the pole. Which one of the below is it going to be?

• Wii
• PS3
• Xbox 360
• PC
• Boardgames
  

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Messquoted

Our network at work is down today, so bored as I am, my friend Juan was so kind as to send me this link. Messquoted

It is on the entertaining side of the Internet. Some of the clever quotes that I've found are:

• Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a minute; set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

• Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?

• What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

• Tornado rips through cemetery, hundreds dead.

• Faith may move mountains but it was the whip that built the pyramids.

• Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

• coffee just isn't my cup of tea

• Studies have shown that 1 in every 49.5 people is an amputee.

• 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a carton. Coincidence? I think not!

• If a schizophrenic person threatens to commit suicide is it a hostage situation?

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