1) Did you fart?
cauz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cauz you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card?
cauz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in your pants?
cauz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you're gunna regret this in the morning,
we can sleep til afternoon.
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up